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11:20 am
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'cause heaven was waitin' at the top of Joe's ladder
Joe was a dirt poor farm boy
raised at the fork in the road, in a clapboard house
and Emilee was a land baron's daughter
born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
Her daddy said he wouldn't stand
for Emilee to waste her life with a common man
He tried hard to keep them apart
but you can't draw lines, in a young girl's heart
So late one night by the harvest moon
Joe climbed a ladder up to Emilee's room
He knew his place, it was right beside her
step by step, up to her world
head over heels for his brown eyed girl
and gettin' caught didn't seem to matter
'cause heaven was waitin' at the top of Joe's ladder.
It'll be five years september
since her daddy found a ladder
and a note on her window sill
He swore he'd never forgive them
but nothin' melts a heart like a grandchild will
Now she climbs up on his knee
says "Grampa tell the story; the one about me"
He thinks back and his eyes shine
says listen child, once upon a time...
Late one night by the harvest moon
your daddy climbed a ladder to your momma's room
He knew his place, it was right beside her
Step by step, up to her world
head over heals for my little girl
and here you are, that's all that matters
'cause heaven was waitin' at the top of Joe's ladder
Oh, and an angel was waitin' at the top of Joe's Ladder
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04:23 pm
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she doesnt play my kind of music
Oh, I met this girl I swore was close to perfect.
I could see the ring, the dress, and the whole nine yards.
I had a country station on and she reached and turned it.
Said she couldnt stand the sound of a steel guitar.
We hit the town to catch an early movie.
And ol' Kris Kristofferson played the leading role.
I said "That's my man!" She said "Who's he?"
I jumped up and said "Girl, we gotta go!"
She dont like to play my kinda music.
She's never heard a Waylon Jennings song.
She's never been a fan of Willie Nelson.
So there aint no way in hell we'll get along.
She told me she thinks country musics hokey.
She said "You can't dance to it, and all the songs are sad."
I cocked my eyebrow and said "You must be jokin!"
"Ain't no excuse for havin taste that bad."
Then I asked her if she'd heard of Alan Jackson.
And she said "Didn't he sing that song called 'Where Were You?'"
I said "Ya, but girl, that man's a livin' legend."
And she said "Really? I thought he was new."
She dont like tp play my kinda music.
She's never heard of David Allan Coe.
She can't get enough of Whitney Houston.
And I'm thinkin "Lord, that's all i need to know."
So when the night was over i walked her to her door.
And i bid that girl an overdue farewell.
And without a good night kiss i jumped back in my truck.
Turned on some Hank and cranked it loud as hell.
She don't like to play my kinda music.
She don't know Sunday morning comin down.
She can't see what's so cool about he stopped lovin' her today.
Or angel flying to close to the ground.
She told me that she sorta likes the Eagles.
She couldn't name one hit by Johnny Cash.
No, she don't like to play my kinda music.
So i had to tell that girl to kiss my ass!
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10:46 am
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What a Beautiful Day
Day One
I stumbled through hello on 5th avenue
Day Two
We grabbed a bite to eat and talked all afternoon
Caught a movie on day Fourteen
And day sixty-seven she said I love you to me
Oh what a feeling
What a wonderful emotion
Yeah what a life
Counting my blessings and knowing....
Ooh we had our ups and downs
All along the way
She had a chance to leave but chose to stay
Day One Sixteen
I asked her what she was doing for the rest of my life
Day One Eighty Nine
Oh I almost lost that girl to my Foolish pride
But she said I do on day Four Eighty Two
and gave me a son on day Seven Sixty One
What a beautiful Day
Day Eighteen Thousand Two hundred and Fifty Three
Well honey thats fifty years
Yeah heres to you and me
What a beautiful day
Day one I thank god i said hello on 5th avenue
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10:58 am
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Oh Darlin How I'd Love To Lay You Down
There's a lot of ways of saying
What I wanna say to you
There's songs and poems and promises
And dreams that might come true
But I won't talk of starry skies
Or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you
I'd just love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
A woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around
Oh, darlin', how I'd love to lay you down
There's so many ways your sweet love's
Made this house into a home
You've got a way of doing
Little things that turn me on
Like standing in the kitchen
In your faded cotton gown
With your hair all up in curlers
I still love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
A woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down
When a whole lot of Decembers
Are showin' in your face
Your auburn hair has faded
And silver takes it's place
You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be around
And if I can't I know that
I'd still love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
A woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I'd love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
My woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around
Oh, darlin' how I love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
My woman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around...
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11:04 am
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I'll hang the moon for you
As you lie in my arms
Girl my hearts on my sleeve
Words come so hard, in moments like these
theres feelings I have, that are so hard to show
But right now theres one thing
I want you to know
As long as the tides ebb
The earth turns the sun sets
I promise I'll always be true
And as long as theres Stars over Texas
Darling I'll hang the moon for you
I know I have stumbled and caused you some tears
When you needed me most I haven't always been here
I know I'm not always the man I should be
But don't ever wonder what you mean to me
And as long as theres stars over Texas
Darling I'll hang the moon for you
Darling I'll hang the moon for you
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12:05 pm
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You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all you said
Somethin' in your voice caused me to turn my head.
Your smile, just captured me
And you were in my future as far as I could see
And I don't know how it happened, but it happened still
You asked me if I love you, if I always will
Well you, had me from "Hello"
I felt love start to grow
The moment that I looked into your eyes, you won me
It was over from the start
You completely stole my heart
And now you won't let go
I never even had a chance you know
You had me from "Hello"
Inside, I built the walls
So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall
One touch, you brought it down
The bricks of my defenses scattered on the ground
And I swore to me I wasn't gonna love again
The last time was the last time, I let someone in
But you, had me from "Hello"
I felt love start to grow
The moment that I looked into your eyes, you won me
It was over from the start
You completely stole my heart
And now you won't let go
I never even had the chance you know
You had me from "Hello"
That's all you said
Somethin' in your voice caused me to, turn my head
You had me from "Hello"
You had me from "Hello"
Girl I've loved you from "Hello"
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12:11 pm
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Current Mood:  amused
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10:42 pm
[Link] | i dont know why but the closer valentines day draws closer the more i think about what happened last year on valentines day. and i get really depressed and start thinking about stuff while i lay in bed, which keeps me up all night.
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11:12 pm
[Link] | this fucking sucks. my brakes are grinding into my rotors and my dad wont let me drive anywhere but he wont let me drive his truck. So now i have to be cool and let him drive me everywhere. and i have a blue chip tournament tues. in sullivan and ashley wanted to ride with me and now my dad wants to take me and if she still wants to come her. i cant go to emilees or anything, and knowing her mom she wont let her drive to my house which is fucking gay. work was so slow tonight. and listening to all that god damn christmas music all night makes you want to blow your fucking brains out. I still have to buy people stuff for christmas and i have to buy it on friday when i get paid. i am under so much stress right now from finals, work, my parents pissing me off and everything else that is going on in my life. i am really afraid im going to fail Alegbra 2 and i know how disappointed my dad will be bc i have never failed a class before. this week is going to suck so bad bc i cant go anywhere without my dad driving me, it makes me feel "big" to let my daddy drive me around. i feel 12. i have no money at all. i am so broke, i wish i could get a new car but of course im poor and dont have any money to buy one, i kinda wish i didnt say anything about my brakes grinding bc now i cant do anything. my dad has to drop me off and pick me up and it pisses me off so bad. well i guess im done bitching for a little while until it gets bottled up again and decide to rant for a little while
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07:28 am
[Link] | Basics
[ ] am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[I want one] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[/] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've skipped school.
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[emilee would know this ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[i have ADHD i guess thats a disease ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've been an abuse victim.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x the funniest movie ever ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[Bitches I am SUSHI] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[x] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I love to flirt.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
[ ] I am a terrible liar.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am
[/] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[never] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I'm a stoner.
[ ] I've snorted cocaine.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic or have some other type of eating disorder or disordered eating
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[ ] I see a therapist
Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
Political/Social Attitudes
[not at dairy queen] In general, I don't like people.
[ ] I'm a feminist.
[/] I'm outgoing.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I'm Democratic.
[ ] I'm a republican.
[ ] I'm liberal.
[x] I ride the fence
[x] I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
[x] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[/] I'm religious.
[x] I dress fairly modestly.
Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[oh hell no] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[/] I'm a snob about grammar.
[x] I am a sports fanatic.
[when it gets long] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[/] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[xxx] I am really ticklish.
[/] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest
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11:10 pm
[Link] | ~~~~~349 Have You Ever Questions~~~~~~~
Have You Ever...
Made up your own theory about the existance of God?: yeah.
Stopped believing in God?: yeah.
Participated in a protest of any kind?: no
Gone to summer camp?: not really
Betrayed a friend?: no but they have betrayed me
Made a perverted snowman?: yeah
Run around in your bathing suit during winter?: well since my bathing suit would be shorts, YES
Gone outside in your bathing suit during winter?: yeah
Done the splits?: yeah right
Picked flowers from other people's lawns?: Yeah.
Been grounded?: yes plenty
Had a conversation with yourself?: yep
Fallen asleep at school?: yeah, today
Lied to a doctor?: yeah.
Been to a slumber party?: totally.
Been to a co-ed slumber party?: yeah
Had a pillow fight?: yeah.
Lied about your age on the internet?: not really
Lied about your age in real life?: no
Cursed directly at a teacher?: yeah.
Cursed indirectly at a teacher?: yeah.
Cursed in front of a teacher?: yeah.
Cursed in front of your parents?: yeah.
Cursed at your parents?: yeah.
Cursed at a friend?: yeah.
Cursed at stranger?: yeah.
Cussed somebody out?: yeah.
Cried in front of a teacher?: no
Cried in public?: no
Cried in front of a friend?: no
Done drugs?: nope
Sniffed a permanent marker to get a mini-high?: no
Had sex?: sorta
Smoked?: nope never.
Had alcohol? : yeah.
Been drunk?: yes.
Been drunk driving?: no that is fucking dumb.
Been arrested?: no.
Gotten a ticket?: yes
Made a prank call?: yeah.
Made a prank call to a friend?: no.
Superglued coins to the floor of the mall?: no
Stolen something from a friend?: no
Stolen something from a store?: yes
Gotten caught for stealing?: yes
Said a racist comment and meant it?: yes
Doubted your sexuality?: no.
Lied to a teacher?: yeah.
Thought about suicide?: yeah, but not in commiting it just what I thought of it.
Considered suicide?: just one time
Attempted suicide?: no.
Hated yourself?: yeah, .
Cut/hurt yourself intentionally?: i punched the wall five or six times and busted my knuckles open pretty bad
Given the finger to somebody?: yeah,
Give the finger to a stranger?: no
Been to a concert?: not really
Been in a mosh pit?: no
Been stage diving/crowd surfing?: no.
Headbanged?: yes
Copied someone else’s homework?: yeah.
Copied off somebody on a test?: no
Cheated on a test?: yes
Cheated on a homework/assignment?: yeah
Gotten detention?: PROUD TO SAY NEVER
Cut class?: no
Played hookie?: yeah.
Faked sick?: yeah.
Been suspended?: no.
Been expelled?: no.
Been to the principles office?: no
Failed a test?: yeah.
Failed a class?: no
Failed a grade?: my parents held my back bc i had adhd
Been in a car accident?: no
Spit in somebody’s food?: no.
Spit on someone?: no .
Bitten somebody?: yeah.
Been spit on?: yeah.
Been bitten?: yeah.
Gotten in a fist fight?: yeah
Slapped someone?: yes
Hit someone?: yeah.
Kicked a guy in the balls?: yeah.
Broken a bone?: nope.
Gotten stitches?: nope.
Had an injury where you should have gotten stitches but you didn’t?: wheni busted my knuckles open
Eaten dog/cat food?: yeah,
Written graffiti?: yes one time
Written on the walls of a bathroom?: no
Stayed up all night?: yeah.
Eaten half a pint of ice cream in one sitting?: no,
Been kicked out of a store?: yeah.
Read someone’s diary?: no,.
Stapled your finger?: yes
Eaten a bug?: no
Peed your pants at school?: no
Crapped your pants in public?: no.
Watched porn?: nope :P yeah right im a guy.
Stripped?: yeah
Stripped on camera?: no.
Been ice skating?: no
Been rollerblading?: yeah, its fun to fall on your butt till your bruised.
Been skiing?: nope.
Been tubing?: nope,
Snuck out of the house?:yes
Walked along a highway?: yeah
Gotten lost in the woods/path/random place?: kinda
Walked through the woods to see where you would end up?: yeah.
Been on the roof?: yeah
Dyed your hair?: nope
Cut your own hair?: no
Have a friend cut your hair?: no
Shaved your head?: no
Had surgery?: no
Been life-threatningly sick?: no
Been to Disney world?: no
Been to Disney land?: no
Been out of the state?: yeah
Been to more than five states?: yeah
Been to more than ten states?: no
Been out of the country?: nope,
Lived in another state?: no
Lived in another country?: nope.
Lived in another continent?: nope.
Been to a wedding?: yeah.
Been to a funeral?: yeah.
Been to the beach?: nope.
Been snorkeling?: nope.
Been scoobadiving?: nope
Seen tropical fish (not in captivity)?: nope
Seen wild dolphins (not in captivity)?: nope
Seen a whale (not in captivity)?: nope
Seen a shark (not in captivity)?: nope
touched a shark?: nope
Been on a private beach?: no
Been to a nude beach?: no
Surfed?: no
Swam in the ocean?: no
Swam so far in the ocean you couldn’t touch the ground at all?: no
Swam so far in the ocean you were a long way away from the shore?: no
Watched the sun go down?: yeah,
Climbed a pile of boulders just to say, "I'M THE KIND OF THE WORLD!"?: yes all the fu**ing time
Been on a roller coaster?: yeah.
Been on an upside-down roller coaster?: yeah.
Thrown up on a roller coaster?: no
Been hiking?: yeah.
Been to the top of a mountain?: a mountain of boulders
Been pooped on by a bird?: no.
Been unconscious?: yes
Fainted?: no.
Been called a bitch?: no
Been called a whore/slut?: no
Laughed so hard you cried?: yeah.
Laughed so hard something came out your nose?: no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: no
Sung in the shower?: all the time.
Sung into a hair brush?: no
Sung in front of friends/family?: yes
Sung in public?: yeah school
Sung at a show of any form?: no
Danced in your underwear?: all the time
Danced in your underwear in front of someone else?: yes
Danced in public?: yeah
Danced in a show/recital?: no
Run around with underwear on your head?: yeah sometimes
Walked into a wall?: yeah
Walked into a pole?: yes
Had a long-distance relationship?: no
Had an online gf bf?: yes
Had online sex?: no
Not taken a shower for a week?: no
Loved somebody?: yeah
Gotten your heart broken?: yeah,
Had a crush?: yeah
Had a crush on someone older than you?: yes
Had a crush on someone 10+ years older than you?: yes
Had a celebrity crush?: jessica alba
Taped a kick me sign on someone’s back?: yes.
Made fun of someone to fit In?: no. im not that kind of person
Called someone fat?: no
Been called fat?: yeah
Been called anorexic?: no
Been made fun of?: yeah. i mean just look at my last name
Been talked about badly behind your back?: yes
Been talked about badly behind your back by a friend?: yes
Stayed up all night long?: yeah
Cried in public?: yeah
Tripped in public?: yeah
Farted loudly in public?: no
Been in a play?: no
Been in a commercial?: no
Been on TV?: yes
Been on the newspaper?: yeah
Been on the radio?: no
Been in a movie?: no
Met someone semi-famous?: no
Flirted with someone semi-famous?: no
Slept with a rock star?: if you count my pet rock eddie
Screamed in public?: yeah
Worn something weird in public?: yeah
Ate something off the ground ignoring the 10 second rule?: yes
Licked a wall?: yeah.
Licked the ground?: no
Licked someone?: yeah
Hit a parked car?: no
Gotten your tounge stuck on something cold?: no im not that dumb
Stuffed something up your nose?: no
Put something in your pants?: besides my hand no
Walked in the rain?: yes
Played in the rain?: yes! on four wheelers
Danced In the rain?: yes! yeah
Danced in the rain in public?: yes!
Watched a meteor shower?: no
Wished upon a star?: yes
Stolen someone’s underwear?: naw
Worn someone else’s underwear?: no.
Gotten a wedgie in public?: yeah.
Given a wegie in public?: yeah,
Blamed someone for one of your farts?:yeah
Eaten something alive?: no.
Faked an accent and seriously pretend that you had that accent?: no
Made up a language?: no
Pretended to speak some random language in public even though you didn't?:no
Made up a fake identity when you meet someone?: no
Given a lap dance?: yeah thats my side job
Had someone give you a lap dance?: yeah
Lied about past experiences?: yeah.
Exaggerated past experiences?: no
Streaked?: yeah
Skinny dipped?: yeah
Been pantsed?: yes.
Gone swimming with your clothes on?: i had to in swimming.
Mooned someone?: yeah, truth or dare
Been mooned?: yeah,
Flashed someone?: yeah
Been flashed?: yeah
Seen a dead person?: yeah.
Prank phone called someone?: yeah
Been to a fortune teller?: yeah, i
Peed in a pool?: no
Peed in a shower?: no
Peed in a public pool?: no
Peed in a public shower?: no
Been camping?: yeah
Been camping in a tent?: yes
Been camping in the middle of nowhere?: kinda
Slept under the stars?: yeah
Been around a campfire?: yeah
Made a campfire?: yeah
Burnt things because you were bored?: yeah incense
Accidentally hurt yourself while burning something?: yeah
Sat in the middle of the rode?: yes
Dressed up as a superhero?: no
Worn a tie?: no
Lied to a doctor?: yeah
Broken the law?: yeah
Fallen asleep in class?: yeah
Been to a club?: no
Been to a strip club?: no
Been to a bar?: no
Been to a gay bar?: no
Ridden in a taxi?: no
Ridden on the subway?:
Ridden on a public bus?: yeah,school bus
Ridden on a train?: yes
Ridden on a boat?: yes
Ridden on an airplane?: no
Jumped off a bridge?: no
Jumped off the roof?: yes
Stuck gum under the table?: yeah
Had a pet?: many
Had an exotic pet?: no
Accidentally killed a pet?: no
Killed a pet on purpose?: no
Run over an animal?: no
Written a poem?: yeah
Written a song?: no
Written a story?: no
Shown someone any of the above?: no
Read it out loud to a group of strangers?: no
Won something for it?: no
Got a trophy for it?: no
Gotten a trophy at all?: yeah
Looked back on whatever you wrote years later and thought it sucked?: yeah
Played an instrument?: no
Known two languages fluently?: no
Known 3+ languages fluently?: no
Fallen in front of a lot of people?: yeah
Had a dream?: yeah
Had a dream that foretold the future?: no
Had a dream in black and white?: no
Had a nightmare?: yeah
Had a nightmare that after having you couldn’t go back to sleep?: yeah
Watched a scary movie?: yeah,
Watched a scary movie then not been able to sleep?: yeah
Told a scary story?: no
Told a scary story and successfully scared someone?: no
Spent the night at a haunted house?: no
Seen a ghost?: no
Seen a UFO?: no
Written someone a nasty letter?: yeah.
Written anyone a letter?: yeah
Made someone cry?: yeah
Made someone cry from laughter?: i try.
Made your parents cry?: yeah
Gotten a piercing?: yeah
Gotten a tattoo?: yes
Jumped into a giant pile of leaves?: yeah
Been in a food fight?: no
talked to yourself on AIM?: yeah,
Talked to a random person on AIM pretending you were someone else?: yeah
Talked to a random person on AIM?: yeah
Had an online friend?: yeah
Been to the hospital?: yeah
Set off fireworks/crackers?: yeah
Screamed HAPPY NEW YEARS loudly at midnight?: yeah
Screamed Happy New Years,Happy Bday, etc, really loudly even if it wasn't?: yeah
Been inside the bathroom of the opposite sex?: yeah
Used the bathroom of the opposite sex?: yeah,
Made faces at passing cars?: yup,
Waved at passing cars?: yeah
Done stupid things for passing cars?: yeah
Made a truck driver honk his horn?: yeah
Watched an R rated movie?: yup
Watched an X rated movie?: yeah
Watched a movie your parents didn’t want you to watch?: yes
Ridden a horse?: yeah, .
Eaten testicle of anything?: no
Eaten something that your friends prepared?: yeah,
Eaten dirt?: on accident
Eaten paper?: yeah
Been in a band?: no
Played in the mud?: yeah
Gone to sleep with socks on?: all the time
Gone to sleep in your clothes?: occasionally
Gone to sleep wearing nothing but a large shirt and underwear?: yeah
Gone to sleep naked?: yeah
Slept in a bed with someone of the same sex (not in your family)?: yeah.
Slept in a bed with someone of the opposite sex (not in your family)?: yes
Made your own clothes?: no,
Worn your own clothes?: yeah
Sold/Bought something off Ebay?: yeah
done something embarrassing in public for attention?: no
Peed behind a tree/bush?: yeah
Talked to a stranger?: yeah
Ridden on a motorcycle?: yes
Ridden on an ATV?: yeah
Gotten straight A’s?: no
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07:52 am
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10:49 pm
[Link] | I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me ANYTHING you want(anything goes). Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. I am very blunt and open, so you can literally ask anything about anything, personal or not, and I will answer completely.
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09:55 pm
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09:50 pm
[Link] | | You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish |
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
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07:15 am
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I LOVE THIS SONG
Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She’s lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she’s my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
’cause I’ve lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there’s no second chance to tell her how I feel
So tell that someone that you love
Just what you’re thinking of
If tomorrow never comes
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06:59 am
[Link] | Rise Against
Swing Life Away
Am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm, or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, or are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
I've been here so long, I think that it's time to move
The winter's so cold, summer's over too soon
Let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow
I've got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we've had some times, I wouldn't trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand....until you hold my hand
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
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02:44 am
[Link] | WHAT IF:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I loved you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Self:
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you? .
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
HAVE YOU:
[1] ever had a crush on me?
[2] kissed me
[3] wanted to kiss me?
[4] wanted to tell me sometheng you couldn't?
[5] cared about me?
[6] thought i was hott?
[7] miss me?
[8] thought i was too stuck up?
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01:19 am
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Hayo! I'm a transvestite! Heheheh! =X
My name's Joe!
I eat my own underwear!
-picks his butt-
Emilee is the greatest!
All hail Emilee!
Bow down to her, or she shall smite yew!!!!!!!!
Heheheh. =P
This is fun!
Oh, yeah...I'm suppose to be Joe...erm...
I like sports and hats and...erm...Dairy Queen!
Yum, yum!
Heheheh.
So...yeah...I'm bored now...so...
DON'T FORGET TO WORSHIP EMILEE!!!
Heheheh. =P
Current Mood:  bouncy
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